The faculty/staff holiday dinner is a volunteer event, with folks pitching in to cook, serve, and clean up. You know how shrinks desensitize arachnophobes by making them cuddle up to spiders? Donna Jefferson hates killing lobsters, so we put her in charge of the steam death chamber last night.
Homer Simpson impersonator George Rochon--who is happily married to math teacher Sue--drifted into the kitchen about the time the lobbies emerged...