I demand a revote.
I am suing the state's election commission for a revote, because I think I accidentally scratched an X next to Pat Buchanan's name instead of Al Gore's.
When I revote, I'm switching to junior Bush's ticket, because the next administration is bound to be the lamest since Millard Fillmore's.
No one's going to listen; the Senate will block any ideological Supreme Court nominees; the federal government will slip into a pleasant kind of suspended animation, and--if they can find a real person to run--the Democrats will win in a landslide in 2004.
