Don't look for any more wit regarding this election. This is the most suffering I've endured since the O.J. trial. Speaking of discomfort, can we get some chairs in Shirley Hall for goodness sake?
The training room is the place to be before sports. Phil Hackman and his crack team ensure that every athlete is properly wrapped. Treating open running sores and blisters requires liberal application of red, stingy stuff. To manage pain, we place a tongue depressor between the victim's teeth: