Today let’s consider the plight of three different Men of Proctor. Russell Evans ’85, a results-oriented marketing professional with extensive experience with international business, is looking for a job. At Thunderbird School of International Management Russell was president of the student legislature and was the first student ever to sit on the Board of Trustees.... This high octane dynamo's resume cites management of many multi-hundred-million dollar projects for Duracell and Gillette. Here’s Russell apparently dangling near a waterfall in Colombia.

To negotiate a constract with Russell e-mail him at evanscove@yahoo.com. Feel free to communicate in Spanish, Portuguese, Japanese or English. Hurry, though: We're thinking about hiring him here. Oh yes: respond here (chuck@proctornet.com) with the correct completion of this rhyme: "My name's Russell. Some of my friends call me :"______ ______."

Attendees at last year's Reunions won't be surprised to hear that Brooks Holmes '91 has been named Most Eligible Bachelor for Steamboat Springs, CO. So he has that issue to deal with.

New topic. The last time Cedric '03 was featured here he had just experienced an episode of intense auto-tattooing (right). Now he's found another way to keep busy. You know those crop circles they find in English fields?

Ced's "Snow Circle" is the product of several focused hours Sunday, and qualifies as the largest objet d'arte on campus until it snows on Wednesday.