Logogenesis.
We can't use "scientology" because L. Ron Hubbard already claimed that for that religion he thought up. I guess we'll have to settle for "scientistology." Anyway, this week we are hosting Gordoes studying lysosomes, so I guess they're "lysosomologists." They've come here under the pretense of sharing the latest research on lysosomes (more on that in the next Corner.) Little do they know they are the subjects of my fiendish scientific observations....Hahahahah! I am contrasting them to last week's bio-organic chemists!