This may not come as a surprise to everyone, but it turns out that the Proctor Block building is occupied by a bunch of rats. Here's Bonny Morris at her desk. That messy pile on the floor is the product of a large rodent chewing through the wall to gain access to all of the goodies found in the Development Office.
Imaging Jay's office being called a rat's nest!
It turns out that Jay is not the only one who loves exotic teas. Here in his tea drawer are telltale signs of RUSes (rodents of unusual size):