Movin' on out...
Two hundred and thirty boarders are moving out of dorms at this moment, lugging sofas and tables out dormitory front doors. Emotions run in opposite directions: euphoria, sadness, etc. My job suddenly gets harder now: about a hundred skateboards and aspiring photo models departed campus today, too.
Adults loathe pranks because lots of well-meaning, impulsive youth can get in a heap of trouble all at once. This year's prank--barely held secret by a giddily scheming Maintenance crew--is a spray-painted benediction to graduates "C Ya Latah! Class of 2002."
Exhausted--no doubt--by exams, Alex crashes on his stuff on the porch at MLS: