When you mention Proctor, no one says, "You mean the home of WPRC, 88.1 on your FM dial?" Maybe that's because the radio station only broadcasts from 10-11 PM on random nights, and--in order to pick up the signal--you have to be close enough that you could hear it if you had your window down. Seniors Maksym and Sean made an emotional announcement in assembly that this was their last "Metal Mayhem" show, and promised "the best heavy metal," which prompted our Head of School to call out, "Isn't that an oxymoron?" This was followed by a poster campaign across campus defaming our leader as a kicker of puppies:
I dropped by the studio during the show and requested something by Venom, which they played, along with some of everyone's favorite selections by Iron Maiden, Manowar, Judas Priest, and Blind Guardian:
With no sports this late in the term, and a Wednesday afternoon open, the school jumped into Game Day, which featured water balloon tossing, relays, tug-of-war, and an ugly pie-eating contest.
After several tug-of-war contests over a mud pit, we got down to some female mud wrestling:
