Today's hot stock tips: invest in Kimberly-Clark and Pfizer. The former outfit manufactures Kleenex tissues; the latter makes Purell Hand Sanitizer. With 60 students diagnosed with influenza (the highest population at a New Hampshire school) and twice that many complaining of common colds, Proctor has gained the attention of the State Center for Disease Control. Flu vaccines are available (probably too late) and we are washing our hands as if we're attending an OCD convention. Bottles of Purell Hand Sanitizer have been distributed across campus to every classroom, lab and dorm. Mackenzie practices safe classroom behavior before biology:
Social Science Department Chair Phil Goodnow helps Nick with a squirt before AP United States history.
The goop comes in all shapes and sizes for personal use; (who wants to touch the public bottles?)
Directions specifically indicate that it's for external use only.... but desperate times call for desperate measures.
Flanny and Forrest lather up before Themes in Lit. Let's see how each of them fares!
Forrest, walking around without a hat, has a particularly nasty cough; Jeremy is nursing a sore throat.
Flanny is healthy enough to score the overtime goal to beat Holderness at The Ted.
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